Own The
Expression
"We don't apologize for the face. We institutionalize the attitude."
Foundation Membership
The Foundation
Strength.
Stare.
"It's not a mood. It's a lifestyle."
Misunderstood by the weak. Respected by the strong. The R.B.F.S. Foundation is the official governing body for those who speak volumes without saying a word. We are dedicated to the art of the unbothered expression and the power of silent intimidation.
The Philosophy
We define R.B.F.S. not as a syndrome to be cured, but as a defense mechanism to be perfected.
It is the shield against unwanted conversation, the filter for mediocrity, and the ultimate sign of self-preservation. We do not smile on command. We do not perform for approval.
Our community is led by the Executive Btchologists—experts who have turned the natural resting face into a high-stakes negotiation tactic. Through the Foundation, we provide the lexicon and the lore for those who refuse to compromise their comfort for others' convenience.
We are the curators of The Hall of Btchery, honoring the icons who paved the way with a single look.
Welcome to the upper echelon of attitude.
Glossary
The Official Dictionary of Audacity
Btch
Someone who has accepted and embraced their inner btch.
Btchologist
Someone who has turned being a btch into an artform.
Btchology
The study of the art of high-level btchery and its implications on modern society.
Btchery
A noun that generally refers to malicious, spiteful or an instance of such behavior. It denotes a pattern of mean, hostile, or passive-aggressive actions or words.
High-level btchery
Mean or nasty behavior that is executed expertly, often by someone in a position of power. Polished. Difficult to detect.
Full btch mode
Being completely and unapologetically aggressive, assertive, and dominant in a given situation.
Inner vs Outer Btch
That little voice in your head that comes out of hiding in moments of severe anger and/or distress. It says to you “cut this btch down now and put her in her place” after grandma cuts in front of you at the grocery store only to have the outer btch talk you out of it.
This is the part of the brain that is the mediator for the inner btch and the rest of the brain. It hears the inner btch loud and clear and would love nothing more than to go into full btch mode but it also takes into consideration the moral and ethical implications of doing so in order to keep your ass out of prison.
The Btch (AKA Alpha Btch)
The conceptual apex of the brand. The individual who has mastered “btchology” to such an extreme degree that they are recognized as the supreme exemplar, far surpassing even the Btchologists in status.
The Hall of Btchery
A place where we honor and pay tribute to the greatest btches to ever grace us with their presence.
Resting Btch Face Syndrome (R.B.F.S.)
A neutral facial expression unintentionally perceived as angry, annoyed or judgemental.
Reactive Btch Personality Disorder (R.B.P.D.)
Characterized by the strategic use of weaponized incompetence and sarcastic compliance.
- / Weaponized Incompetence A tactic of feigning inability to perform tasks to avoid responsibility. This allows him to maintain a degree of control in a relationship where he feels otherwise powerless.
- / Sarcastic Compliance Agreeing to requests with a tone that clearly indicates his true feelings. This is a way of expressing his discontent without direct confrontation.
Performative Righteousness
The conspicuous or public expression of moral values and beliefs that is primarily intended to boost one’s own reputation, status or social standing, rather than to genuinely embody those virtues or to enact real change.
Weaponized Discontent
Information warfare strategy that deliberately amplifies existing societal grievances to sow division, destabilize public trust, and ultimately weaken a targeted state or institution.
WiPad Kid (Weaponized iPad Kid)
A child who has evolved past passive screen staring and now actively uses their device (or their addiction to it) as a tool for manipulation, aggression, or leverage.
They intentionally blast high-stimulation content at max volume in public. They know the social embarrassment will force their parents to let them do whatever they want just to keep the noise down.
They weaponize their dependency. Instead of just crying when the screen is removed, they launch calculated, public tantrums. The addiction is the leverage used to control the adult.
They use their superior navigational speed to perform "gray area" tech tasks for digitally illiterate parents. Helping a parent stalk an ex or bypassing paywalls in exchange for V-Bucks.